Batman Spotted at a Waffle House

BREAKING NEWS BATMAN SPOTTED AT WAFFLE HOUSE!

9/29/2022

By Dr. Heywud Jâ. Blõmi

At approximately 10:22 this morning, the vigilante known only as “Batman” was spotted at a Waffle House near Exit 105 in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. As many know, the vigilante came under fire after tweeting insensitive comments aimed at the mentally ill.

Leaked image of "Batman" at the Exit 105 Ft. Lauderdale, Waffle House

The hateful comment filled with derogatory slurs aimed at both the mentally ill and African Americans, led to a manhunt for the Caped Crusader. Famed police commissioner, Jim Gordon, of the Gotham City Police Department had this to say on the situation; “You know Batman been my day one n**** (N word), but this n**** (N word) wilding now fr (for real).”

"Batman's" infamous Twitter post

Commissioner Gordon's live reaction to the "Batman's" tweet

UPDATED: The “Batman” has just now been spotted in the temperate rainforests of the Russian far east. The Dark knight was spotted shortly after two Russian influencers, Логан and Павел, entered the forests at 9:32, yesterday evening. The two influencers were quoted saying, “How tf (the flip) did he even get here,” a sentiment many shared upon hearing this devastating news.

Batman spotting, courtesy of Логан and Павел