Local Gorilla Makes Mutant Alligator

Locals in the town of Dunkaccino, OK say that the town’s gorilla created a mutant alligator.

This gorilla is a well known resident named Alex Alex. His (gorilla) family says that he went to Lousiana where he was going on a “business trip”. Months later, Alex brought home an alligator that is 10 feet tall, walks on two legs, and has functioning arms.

We interviewed Mr. Alex and he claims that, “I thought it would be funny since I love Fallout 4 and I wanted to make a real gatorclaw.” The town has since been in constant fear now that said “gatorclaw” is walking the streets at night, eating children, and just children. Alex plans on making more while he works with his partner, Parker “Asian Man” Carr.

We'll continue to give updates as the situation unfolds.