Paul Rudd Won't Return My Calls and I'm Sick Of It

This is a call-out post towards Paul Rudd. Paul, buddy, pal, why aren't you calling me back? I've called your agent, your publicist, I've left you multiple voicemails, I've sent hundreds of emails, and I even started an online petition with SEVENTEEN backers, and yet you refuse to write me back.

It's like you're intentionally ignoring me, and honestly, I've had it. I find this behavior extremely unprofessional. If you don't want to be interviewed, just tell me directly. I'll give you a few more weeks to respond, but until you do, you're gonna look like a real ass in the eyes of the people.